kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via dancybutt)

"you’re a jeAN VALJERK"

javert at some point, probabaly (via lawyer-oliver)

(via subcourfeyrac)